Morons! Sweatshirt

Morons! Sweatshirt
Morons! Sweatshirt
Morons! Sweatshirt

Morons! Sweatshirt

Sizing Chart

Unisex Sweatshirt

This Unisex Sweatshirt should be a staple in everyone’s wardrobe. Our crew neck sweatshirt is made with 9oz 80% cotton / 20% Polyester that has been pre-laundered for minimal shrinkage.

Size Chest (cm) Front Body Length (cm) Chest (in) Front Body Length (in)
S 51cm 69cm 20" 27"
M 56cm 71cm 22" 28"
L 61cm 74cm 24" 29"
XL 66cm 76cm 26" 30"
2XL 71cm 79cm 28" 31"
3XL 76cm 81cm 30" 32"


You're no match for the Vizzini the Sicilian's brains. Where is the poison? Reach for your goblet, but don't make the classic blunder, reach for the great philosopher Morons design on T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, and more!

Product Information

  • Quality fleece sweatshirt
  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton/polyester blend
  • Fit is unisex standard.  Please size up if in doubt
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors.  Tumble dry low for easy care

All items are shipped within 3-5 business days, not including transit time (the time it takes our carrier to deliver your package). If your order is being shipped within the United States, your package(s) will typically arrive within 2-8 days after being shipped via USPS. However if there are any local post office delays, routing issues, or bad weather, it may take up to 20 days. For International orders delivery time may take up to 3-4 weeks to arrive depending on location.  The ship times given are estimates and not guaranteed.



We hope your new Gold Label goods are perfect for you, but if they’re not a return is quick and easy! Gold Label will accept returns on unworn merchandise within 60 days of your purchase, with refunds given in the manner of purchase. Gold Label will not accept returns of merchandise that has been worn or modified in any way.

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